I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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