Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
I'm like, not good at living.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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