Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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