Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
Your penis caused this!
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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