Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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