why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
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