I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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