We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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