I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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