Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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