Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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