i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
Randomize
