Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
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