My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
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