i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
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