that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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