I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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