dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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