everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
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