I'm at the doctor and the male nurse (haha) asked me if I smoked, drank or did drugs, and when he said 'drugs' he looked me right in the eye and did a perfect wrist rocket.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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