I hate all girls vehemently.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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