why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
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