I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
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