Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
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