Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
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