had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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