Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
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