return my video game
Your tits are I can't wait for
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
Randomize