using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
Randomize