We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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