ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
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