i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
Randomize
