Can Purell be used as lube?
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
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