Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
Randomize
