You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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