Well apparently he's into motor boating.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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