I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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