im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
She made me pour olive oil on her.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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