my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
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