just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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