Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
I have fence marks all over my body
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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