I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
