No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
honey bunches of taint.
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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