Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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