So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
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