She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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