I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
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