I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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