Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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