Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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