wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
Randomize
