The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Randomize
