if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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