I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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