hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
I didn't shave. On purpose
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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