he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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