She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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